mezzodrinker @mezzodrinker@tooting.ch

> Post a new update post for MobTalker2
> Wait 15 minutes
> Views: 169

...that's surprisingly many!

The public radio that I'm listening to sometimes just rick-rolled me.

And of course, the courses are riddled with proprietary software.

Title: Graphic Design Bootcamp: Part 1
Description: Project-Based Learning For Beginners: Learn Photoshop, Illustrator, and InDesign by creating posters, logos, and more.

AAAAAH! Our company just rolled out Udemy accounts for my department. I checked the programming collection created by the person in charge of this, and found the following (list incomplete):
- The Modern JavaScript Bootcamp
- The Ultimate HTML5 and CSS Course
- Docker for Beginners
- The Complete C# Master Class
- C# - User Interfaces with WPF
- Java Made Easy
- Blockchain and Bitcoin Fundamentals

Kill it with fire, before it lays eggs!

Well, at least there's one for security, too.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with websites nowadays? Why are there arbitrary limits to password lengths?

I guess at least they notified me that the limit is 64 characters. I would've been in for a nice surprise if the password was just truncated.

*sighs* Those spammer kids really get creative to make their emails fall through the spam filter.

Subject: 🍆✊💦 My ʋirus recorded you MɅSTURBATING!
Body excerpt: [...] My ʋirus started recording your web browser and your camera every time you
ɱαstuŗbαted during last 2 weeks.
While my ʋirus is not perfect it managed to record 6 videos clearly showing
you ɱαstuŗbαting.. [...]

If you trained your spam filter well enough, though, that doesn't really work

Notifications are overflowing with love confessions to various people right now~

Hey, you there! Yes, you! I'm happy you're here!

Haah. I had another Berliner with rose hip jam. Those are amazing

Also, good morning, everyone!

ぷは～ I'm telling you. Putting a slightly damp towel into the steaming tray of a rice cooker and letting it steam for 1-2 minutes gives some awesome and relaxing hot towels

TFW GoToMeeting organizers un-hide passwords on productive systems when the meeting is recorded

Buy and drive an SUV because it's less secure than a regular car.

Buy and drive an SUV because if you fuck up, other people get fucked up as well.

→ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sport_utility_vehicle#Safety

</sarcasm>, in case that's not obvious.

Rainy days are the best

> Access a website
> Get presented with the error "Error: -2147467259[MySQL][ODBC 5.1 Driver]Host '10.133.1.152' is blocked because of many connection errors; unblock with 'mysqladmin flush-hosts'"

Nice. Someone screwed up their max_connect_errors setting

I can't figure out if there's any way to implement some sort of armor penetration mechanism in Starbound.

It is now 12.56AM.

I think I should give up.

I sometimes wish you could convey hugs via the Internet.