mezzodrinker @mezzodrinker@tooting.ch

Whelp. There's a song called "Asphyxiation".

It's performed by "AutoErotique".

What a combination

Yikes.

Overgrowth Elemental ​
(Uncommon, Core Set 2020)
Creature — Elemental
When Overgrowth Elemental enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on another target Elemental you control.
Whenever another create you control dies, you gain 1 life. If that creature was an Elemental, put a +1/+1 counter on Overgrowth Elemental.
Strength 3/2 Toughness

@absturztaube Pleroma plugin idea: MTG card renderer

Holy damn.

Colossus Hammer
(Uncommon, Core Set 2020)
Artifact — Equipment
Equipped creature gets +10/+10 and loses flying.
Equip (​​: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
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“There's only one way to be sure it's really dead.”

That is just...

Whelp. By the time Dec 20 comes, I will have so. many. Steam games to give away.

Oughtta get that SQLite database up to date by then, I guess.

@kura, is it just me or has @pixy developed a tendency to post images with... let's say a large amount of bare skin?

🎶 If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice / You're an asshole / If you think the season is the reason / You're a wanker / If someone has to dress up like Santa or you won't back a fund raise / Then you're a fuck face. 🎶

CC @absturztaube Not sure if you're already aware of this~

Daily Microsoft bullshit: Explorer previews of .docx files can effectively circumvent Office's Protected View.

→ https://blog.fefe.de/?ts=a31d2979 (Link in German)
→ https://medium.com/@curtbraz/getting-malicious-office-documents-to-fire-with-protected-view-4de18668c386

On that same note, I also got an access key for the Yogscast servers during their 2019 Jingle Jam. If anyone wants it, let me know.

Again, first come, first served.

Um, is anyone interested in a CoD:MW calling card which features their charity fund? I don't own the game and Humble gave me a key that's only valid until Feb 29 2020; It'd be a shame if it went to waste.

First come, first served.

"PayPal needs your phone number to make your account more sec-"

Shut the fuck up. I already strongly dislike using PayPal.

At least provide the possibility to use more than 20 characters in a password and/or TOTP/U2F tokens.

Honestly, I can see myself use Pleroma in the near future™, on the condition that pausing or completely stopping apng and other animated images/emoji is possible.

Animated images that I can't at least pause really annoy me.

FYI, I'm going through my follows here and am taking any missing ones over to @mezzodrinker on the off chance that I actually have to use it one day.

I should probably mention that all libraries belong to me and I recently changed up the cards because I got some boosters.