The space is closed, see you later! (22.01.2020 21:35) "Where am I? Who am I? Am I? I"

The space is open for 5h, you are welcome to come over! (22.01.2020 16:23) "2180, U.S. History question:
What 20th Century U.S. President was almost impeached and what
office did he later hold?"

The space is closed, see you later! (19.01.2020 22:40) "Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant
professor; equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a
male schlemiel.
-- Ewald Nyquist"

The space is open for 2h, you are welcome to come over! (19.01.2020 19:35) "Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for
instant motor skills.
-- Marc Price"

The space is closed, see you later! (15.01.2020 18:39) "Moe:Wanna play poker tonight?
Joe:I can't. It's the kids' night out.
Moe:So?
Joe:I gotta stay home with the nurse."

The space is open for 3h, you are welcome to come over! (15.01.2020 15:14) "Can I have an IMPULSE ITEM instead?"

The space is closed, see you later! (12.01.2020 23:10) "We must know, we will know.
-- David Hilbert"

The space is open for 2h, you are welcome to come over! (12.01.2020 20:09) ""It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God but to
create him."
-- Arthur C. Clarke"

The space is closed, see you later! (11.01.2020 00:10) "It's better to burn out than it is to rust."

The space is open for 2h, you are welcome to come over! (10.01.2020 21:06) "...and scantily clad females, of course. Who cares if it's below zero
outside.
-- Linus Torvalds"

The space is closed, see you later! (10.01.2020 21:05) "Campus sidewalks never exist as the straightest line between two points.
-- M. M. Johnston"

The space is open for 1h, you are welcome to come over! (10.01.2020 21:02) "Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero
... must drink brandy.
-- Samuel Johnson"

The space is open for 1h, you are welcome to come over! (10.01.2020 19:23) "Man belongs wherever he wants to go.
-- Wernher von Braun"

The space is open for 2h, you are welcome to come over! (10.01.2020 20:12) "A little word of doubtful number,
A foe to rest and peaceful slumber.
If you add an "s" to this,
Great is the metamorphosis.
Plural is plural now no more,
And sweet what bitter was before.
What am I?"

The space is open for 1h, you are welcome to come over! (10.01.2020 19:23) "Man belongs wherever he wants to go.
-- Wernher von Braun"

The space is closed, see you later! (10.01.2020 15:52) "The Unixverse ends on Tue, 19 Jan 2038 03:14:07 +0000"

The space is open for 2h, you are welcome to come over! (10.01.2020 14:26) "The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better
people, and don't come in clearly enough.
-- Bill Maher"

The space is closed, see you later! (08.01.2020 18:04) "flannister, n.:
The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack of beer together.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends"

The space is open for 3h, you are welcome to come over! (08.01.2020 14:59) "It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept
better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen, "Side Effects""

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