The space is closed, see you later! (13.03.2020 17:40) "Hope not, lest ye be disappointed.
-- M. Horner"

The space is open for 2h, you are welcome to come over! (13.03.2020 14:33) "Jesuit priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!!"

The space is closed, see you later! (11.03.2020 19:10) "When I hear a man applauded by the mob I always feel a pang of pity
for him. All he has to do to be hissed is to live long enough.
-- H. L. Mencken, "Minority Report""

The space is open for 3h, you are welcome to come over! (11.03.2020 15:00) "Got a complaint about the Internal Revenue Service?
Call the convenient toll-free "IRS Taxpayer Complaint Hot Line Number":

1-800-AUDITME"

The space is closed, see you later! (08.02.2020 00:50) "The first marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence,
and the second the triumph of hope over experience."

The space is open for 4h, you are welcome to come over! (07.02.2020 19:48) "Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then
give it back to them."

The space is closed, see you later! (05.02.2020 19:50) "It is easier to run down a hill than up one."

The space is open for 4h, you are welcome to come over! (05.02.2020 14:42) "A man who carries a cat by its tail learns something he can learn
in no other way."

The space is closed, see you later! (30.01.2020 23:30) "WRONG!"

The space is open for 3h, you are welcome to come over! (30.01.2020 19:23) "I don't think I'm gonna agree with that. Way too much visual confusion...
-- Larry Wall in <199709021627.JAA11966@wall.org>"

The space is closed, see you later! (29.01.2020 19:14) "I'm ANN LANDERS!! I can SHOPLIFT!!"

The space is open for 0.5h, you are welcome to come over! (29.01.2020 19:14) "Work smarter, not harder, and be careful of your speling."

The space is open for 3h, you are welcome to come over! (29.01.2020 16:14) "Great acts are made up of small deeds.
-- Lao Tsu"

The space is closed, see you later! (24.01.2020 22:30) "For office use only."

The space is open for 4h, you are welcome to come over! (24.01.2020 17:25) "1 bulls, 3 cows."

The space is closed, see you later! (22.01.2020 21:35) "Where am I? Who am I? Am I? I"

The space is open for 5h, you are welcome to come over! (22.01.2020 16:23) "2180, U.S. History question:
What 20th Century U.S. President was almost impeached and what
office did he later hold?"

The space is closed, see you later! (19.01.2020 22:40) "Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant
professor; equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a
male schlemiel.
-- Ewald Nyquist"

The space is open for 2h, you are welcome to come over! (19.01.2020 19:35) "Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for
instant motor skills.
-- Marc Price"

The space is closed, see you later! (15.01.2020 18:39) "Moe:Wanna play poker tonight?
Joe:I can't. It's the kids' night out.
Moe:So?
Joe:I gotta stay home with the nurse."

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